An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
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An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
by jaffab » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:43 am
As there seems to be a lot of spam posts appearing right now, thought I would add my own.
So, anybody got an itchy bottom? Feeling the need to rub your arse on the carpet or dig out a long handeld wooden spoon for a good scratching session?
If so, add your name to the pointless list?
So, anybody got an itchy bottom? Feeling the need to rub your arse on the carpet or dig out a long handeld wooden spoon for a good scratching session?
If so, add your name to the pointless list?
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Re: An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
by EvilWaterman » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:58 pm
Just like this thread, the forum is just full of shit these days.
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Re: An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
by Eye-Licker » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:23 pm
jaffab wrote:As there seems to be a lot of spam posts appearing right now, thought I would add my own.
but, but.... most of them are already yours!
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Re: An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
by camelice » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:50 pm
Phew I thought it was only me that suffered with " Anal itching "
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Re: An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
by jaffab » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:37 pm
camelice wrote:Phew I thought it was only me that suffered with " Anal itching "
It is... you fell into our trap.... right the rest of you, he fell for it - we can now all back out of this thread. Well, done all - high five to the team.
The King of Anal Itching has been unmasked.
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Re: An itchy bottom - whos getting it?????
by camelice » Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:10 pm
ADVICE TO ALL MY FELLOW SUFFERERS
itchy bottom, also called pruritus ani, is characterised by a very strong urge to scratch the skin around the anus (the opening at the end of the digestive system where solid waste leaves the body).
Itchy bottom is a symptom rather than a condition. Many cases of itchy bottom have an underlying cause such as:
a bacterial infection - such as the streptococcal bacteria that causes streptococcal infections
a skin condition - such as atopic eczema (where the skin becomes red, dry and flaky)
haemorrhoids (piles) - where the blood vessels in and around the anus become swollen
However, not all cases of itchy bottom have an identifiable cause.
How common is itchy bottom?
It is not known how many people experience itchy bottom. However, it is four times more common in men than in women. Itchy bottom can affect any age group, but it is most common in people who are 40 to 60 years of age.( me )
Outlook
Whether the cause of itchy bottom can be identified or not, it can usually be effectively treated using self-care measures such as:
keeping the bottom dry and clean
avoiding certain foods
itchy bottom, also called pruritus ani, is characterised by a very strong urge to scratch the skin around the anus (the opening at the end of the digestive system where solid waste leaves the body).
Itchy bottom is a symptom rather than a condition. Many cases of itchy bottom have an underlying cause such as:
a bacterial infection - such as the streptococcal bacteria that causes streptococcal infections
a skin condition - such as atopic eczema (where the skin becomes red, dry and flaky)
haemorrhoids (piles) - where the blood vessels in and around the anus become swollen
However, not all cases of itchy bottom have an identifiable cause.
How common is itchy bottom?
It is not known how many people experience itchy bottom. However, it is four times more common in men than in women. Itchy bottom can affect any age group, but it is most common in people who are 40 to 60 years of age.( me )
Outlook
Whether the cause of itchy bottom can be identified or not, it can usually be effectively treated using self-care measures such as:
keeping the bottom dry and clean
avoiding certain foods
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